An idea for all the women in the entire world....

If you don't want to get beaten, don't go to Chris Brown's house.  Write that down!

#ChrisBrown

Tiny House Cluelessness

Can someone please provide to the TINY HOUSE people the definition of 'tiny'?  During their house hunting they consistently complain about how small everything is.  They in turn become the definition of Stupid American.

#TinyHouse

Summer of 69 - Apostrophe or not, this show was missing something

Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman's Summer of 69 show was a bust.  They are funny, likable people who maybe aren't cut out for a comedy road show.   They sang a few made-up little ditties about sexual stuff, voiced their political views and predictably brought up a couple from the audience for a unfunny routine.  Half the time, I couldn't understand what Nick was saying due to his mumbling. And the other half, they were trying to prove that Nick isn't gay.  (Nobody cares if you're gay, Nick. If your wife doesn't care, neither should we.)

When I saw the promo picture of them in their black-tie attire I figured it was more like a cabaret act, but really, it was more like a schlumpy college tour, and they should have charged accordingly.  Now, if they added a bit in the show with Karen Walker and Ron Swanson on a date......

#Summerof69
#MeganMullally
#NickOfferman
#KarenWalker
#RonSwanson

How do you know if he is THE ONE?

If you have to ASK, he is not the one.

"People like that should just stay home"

My very favorite line from a super old Saturday Night Live show and really nothing to do with today's observation but a great line nonetheless.  When I watch House Hunters on HGTV, so many times I think, those two should not be married or those two better not get married or those two are so getting a divorce.

(I just finished a House Hunters International show with a couple getting a place in the Netherlands and the guy was a real tool and I just KNOW they'll be divorced within five years.)

I know, I know, I need to stop watching that show with it's repetitive "We want hardwood floors." and "I want to see the kids while I'm cooking in the kitchen."  You WILL see the kids while you're cooking in the kitchen - every other Wednesday and every other weekend - after your DIVORCE.

#HGTV  #HouseHunters #SNL

Great British Baking Show is YUMMY

I am addicted to watching PBS's The Great British Baking Show (or Great British Bake Off as it's known in the UK).  It makes me want to bake (kind of) but mostly it sends me to our local bakery more often than I ever went before.

I don't know if all British reality shows are all like this, but this is one super nice, super helpful, super delightful cutthroat competition.  So relaxing to watch.  I feel bad for saying this but the first season contestants had the gnarliest, most-cliched English teeth I ever saw - quite distracting.  As the seasons went on they picked less dentally-challenged bakers so it's much more pleasant to watch.

The judges, Paul Hollywood (yes, his real name) and Mary Berry, are lovely and sweet - even when they're trying to be tough.  Comical to a goofy American like me!

Even if watching this kind of thing is not your cup of tea (pun most certainly intended), go support your local bakery (not the one in the giant supermarket) once in a while - you won't regret it.

#PBS #GBBO #GBBS #GBBakeOff #GBBakingShow #PaulHollywood #MaryBerry

ATTENTION CELEBRITIES: No one cares about your crap

These Hollywood and reality star people need to be reminded that VERY FEW people in the country and the world care about their personal issues. The Today Show or Good Morning America will 'report' that so-and-so wants to set the record straight about all the rumors that are going around - and 9 out of 10 times it's the first I'm hearing of it.  I even make a point of asking many other people I know - people of all ages - if they know about this big rumor and they rarely do.

These celebrities live in such a bubble that they've convinced themselves that everybody is sitting around talking about them, when it's really just the people they employ who are talking about it.

SO, if you are a celebrity and someone is telling you that you need to address all the rumors that are swirling around the country - NOBODY BUT YOU AND YOUR STYLIST KNOW OR CARE ABOUT IT.  Write that down and pass it on to your celebrity friends.

#Celebrities #TodayShow #GMA #ET #NobodyCares