HOW can an entire season of a show consist of 13 episodes?!?!?!? If you (me) can watch an entire season of a television show in one afternoon, well, that, my friend, is NOT a season. It's a mini-season. A micro-season. A smidge of a season.
Some things weren't horrible in 1990. For example, you could look forward to your favorite show every week from September to June. Now THAT is a season.
#Netflix, #TinaFey and @KimmySchmidt please do something about this! I seriously can not wait an ENTIRE YEAR for another tiny nibble.