April 23, 2016

WEAR A SLIP!

If you are wearing an unlined skirt or dress - no matter how thin or thick the fabric (or the lady) - no matter how short or long - WEAR A SLIP UNDERNEATH.  A slip will smooth out your skirt, it will forbid your skirt from clinging to you or any part of you in an unflattering way.  You will look thinner and polished.

If you weren't lucky enough to have a classy mother and  you are ignorant to what, when, where, why a slip, please get yourself to a local lingerie shop or Macy's.

Don't ask your coworker or goofy roommate if you NEED a slip.  Don't just stand in front of your bedroom mirror, twirl, and nod approvingly at yourself.  Do one of two things: 

1.  Start wearing a slip with any and all dresses and skirts today.  Accept more compliments than you've ever received regarding how good you look.

2.  Spend a week really studying women you see who are wearing dresses and skirts, then decide if you can tell if she's wearing a slip or might look better with one.  Then buy yourself a slip or two.

Yesterday I saw a very heavy woman wearing a long dark-colored maxi dress yesterday with a little capped-sleeve jacket.  I am sure she felt covered up and appropriate.  She was walking in the sunlight up a slight incline and the skirt was clinging to her belly and going in between her thick legs,  A slip would have prevented the clinging belly fabric and would have flowed easily as she walked.  Had she been wearing a slip, you wouldn't be reading about her right now.

I also observed a skinny girl wearing a thin-fabric dress and the dress clung awkwardly around her legs and butt. Very distracting.  A damn shame.  A slip would have made her look PERFECT.